The Brush With Casualty (Part 2)

By on 10-21-2008 in Ramblings

Chapter 2 – Foreign Body

Suzanne opened her mouth, and Mr G. pointed the torch into the darkness of Suzanne’s mouth…….and there it was…….

Her tongue, flapping wildly like a sheet drying in the wind, her teeth standing like a line of tombstones in a pink fleshy graveyard.

After some fruitless exploration of the toothy tomb, Mr. G decided to shrink to the Size of a pea and explore the cavernous jaw in person.

Suzanne quickly sketch a Shrink ray gun, mr. G pointed it at himself and ZAP……………….shrunk.

After hours of searching the carpet, Suzanne found Mr. G. fighting off a small spider… she saved him and washed him carefully under the cold tap before holding him at her mouth.

Mr. G carefully surveyed all the areas of her mouth from his new vantage point…

Suddenly Suzanne’s mouth began to shake and she sneezed, Mr. G was blown clear out of her grip and across the room….as he flew from her hand he caught a glimpse of a clear fishing line like wire lodged in the back of Suzanne’s throat… “ah ha” he exclaimed before landing on the grumpy cat Kismet.

Suzanne quickly drew a un-shrink ray gun and returned Mr. G. to his normal size…. he then relayed the terrible news to her….

A rogue element from her toothbrush has decided to mount a solo attack on Suzanne’s throat. This bristley little blighter lodged himself in good and proper and was stopping Suzanne from swallowing pain free.

Mr G decided to carry out a retreival mission, involving sticky back plastic and glue and a pair of scissors, a wet suit, a banana and a pair of tweezers.  It took many hours for the mission plan to be assembled and mission “yankitout” started, many attempts were made to pull the rogue bristle from the back of Suzanne’s throat…

Sadly it was a total failure, and Suzanne faced the difficult task of calling in the professionals..  NHS24 like CIA and FBI but less interested.

(End Of Part 2)

Good evening all of you, its been a busy busy day of Getting orders out, I am finally clear of the orders from last week and I can now set about creating the items for this weekend.

Suzanne is due for a FLU shot tomorrow which will hopefully mean a clear run to the new year for her and a return to painting acrylic on canvas… this will be huge, its been nearly 7 months since Suzanne last put a paint brush to canvas, and she is desperate to get it under her belt…  with the potential of exhibitions next year she is hoping to create a new range of paintings and to explore some new areas.

There is a new pack assembling as we speak, it should be ready for early release next month but I will not sneek peek it till nearer the time.

So I will be back tomorrow night for part 3 of our tale, and to show off some other things…

Take care all and best wishes

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11 Comments

  1. lol….I keep forgetting how “punny” you are Mr. G !

  2. Hmmm, Ummm, Well… I am pretty much speechless after ready the second segment of “The Brush With Casualty.” Hope the entire “G” family is having a super week!! Take care

    Sandy

  3. It does have a happy ending.. well its meant to.

  4. I bet Mr. G tells the best bedtime stories, hehe!

    Where can I get one of these shrinking guns?

  5. :omg: i wanna shrink gun too XD
    someones puttin that voodoo doll back to work eh 🙁

  6. Hmmmm LOL, You never cease to amaze me .. I just can’t imagine. – well, I can but….

    Yes, sez said it all – someone is putting that voodoo doll back to work. Must find that person.

    Looking forward to yet another lovely pack Suzanne… I know without even seeing, that it is going to end up in my folders…

    Hugs and Hope everyone is doing well. How’s the wee one with the cast ? Has that come off yet ? ( The cast come off yet, I mean ).

    Prayers going up… always….
    More hugs,
    TammyJo 🙂

  7. When you said spider I shuddered at the thought…lol. Thank goodness for happy endings. 🙂

  8. I can’t wait for the rest of the story! I’m glad that it has a happy ending though! I’m glad that you all had a great holiday!

  9. So many distractions here at home… must grab more popcorn and soda while I’m up and continue reading… XD

  10. Am so glad that Suzanne is better, after her escapade with the bristle. Naughty toothbrush should know better!

    If only Glasgow was closer to Nottingham, then I would have made the jaunt up there to Made in the Shade but, alas, I could not.

    Hope you are all well this morning and enjoyed the extra hour in bed!

    Hugs
    Heidi xx