WOWZERS!!! You can EAT your Dinner off Gorjuss

Yes they have arrived… perfect companion to your coasters… gorjuss place mats…

Imagine the gorjuss dinner parties you can have now… gorjuss placemats, mugs and coasters… GORJUSS!!!

 

We have a set of these at home now, and the backing of the placemats is felt and beautiful, they feel solid and frankly too nice to eat off.. but if you’re going to have that gorjuss party, you need to set the perfect table… NOW we just need gorjuss crockery and cutlery…

If you have had a gorjuss party with these beautiful products, PLEASE send pictures to us… WE SOOOOO want to see them.

IF your local shop doesn’t stock gorjuss products… then simply form a protest group, sit on their doorstep and picket them till they do… well of course asking them to first may avoid unecessary picketting actions… actually now I think about it… maybe just ask them.. yes, form a protest group and just ask your FRIENDLY local shop owner..  direct them to Santoro’s sales line who will happily arrange everything for them.. then of course go back in and buy stuff.

Santoro Graphics Ltd.
Santoro House
Farfield Park
Manvers, Rotherham
United Kingdom
S63 5DB Contact details:
Email: internetsales@santoro.co.uk
Web: www.santoro-london.com
Tel : +44 (0) 1709 518100
Fax: +44 (0) 1709 518200

IF that doesn’t get your lips smacking… then maybe you need the next GORJUSS item…. this little number is made by collecting all the stripey fruit in the world and re-training honey bee’s (repainting them to black and white) and then leaving them alone in a special gorjussified kitchen.  Ten weeks later and some very tired honeybees we can now bring to you….

These are stunning little collectable tins with the most magnificent scented lip balm in them… please do click the picture to visit the shop for more details.

 

Now I guess for those of you who just can’t get a hold of these will be stamping your feet in a terrible stripe craved tantrum…. well let us help you with all that stamping, the way to make your Stamping more gorjuss is of course to buy some of the official licensed gorjuss rubber stamps, glue them to the sole of your shoe’s, stand in some nice stripey paint, and tap dance your tantrum out, leaving a gorjuss trail behind you.

 

Well that is all for now, but MUCH MUCH MUCH more is on its way… and I shall endeavour to keep you all up to date as and when these stunning new products arrive…

 

Over and Out for now!!

-Mr G