OOOH hello Steve,
Good EVENING fellow ghouls and ghosties and humans…
Should you wish to communicate with some other gorjuss spirits then I have some news for you all…
GORJUSS CHAT
in our cosy little Chat room, tomorrow night…Saturday 31st of October – 10 pm GMT/ 6pm EST / 3pm PST
Where is our chat room??? Well X marks the spot… click the X… come on the X.. you may need to register with the chat program to log in, please remember once you log in, you can type ” /nick newnickname” and it allows you to put your fancy dress on (different name)… Suzanne will be there communicating through my fingers…
Print Sale ENDS this weekend – EXTENDED
I decided that ending the sale on Saturday night, may lead to people missing out, so I am extending it till midnight Sunday 1st November… this is 25% OFF all prints, including the larger sizes and the canvas wraps. Please take advantage of this offer while it lasts, we have no more sales planned until our Christmas Day specials… which are a long way off.. (not long enough… did I say the C word?).
The Prize:
So tonights prize is a erm treat or a trick… depends how I feel when I package it… heheheh you will need to wait to see it.
To Enter: It is nearly Halloween and I’d like to make this Friday Night Giveaway into a fun “Do your Trick or Treat” event.
I want you to do your party piece or tell your joke or confess your worst TRICK played… just go with it.. reveal your darkest secrets..within reason!!!
To Enter on Twitter: For an extra chance of winning a prize this week, just hit the RETWEET button at the top of this blog and your RT will be entered into another draw too ( the winning tweet will be chosen by random.org !) .. our twitter winner will win a trick or treat package as well! Only one retweet per person please!
Closes: Saturday at around 10pm GMT ( gorjuss time is shown on the blog clock!)
Winner decided by Random.org. For Facebook readers, comments must be submitted on the actual blog ( www.gorjussart.co.uk/blog). Good Luck!
Ok my worst trick… about 20+ yrs ago my friend and I had purchased these life like rubber and fur werewolf masks. They were black and silvery blue. They looked so real it was crazy. So I had this idea to go up the street to my neighboors house and croutch down under their front picture window while they were all watching tv. Now the back of their couch was up against the window. We saw my friend and her little sister sitting there. SO I said on the count of three I will tap on the window and we will jump up and scream. WELL want to talk about scaring the living crap out of someone?? So as they turned around and we scream they jumped up and ran so fast sceaming. It was Hillarious!!!
Ok Ill get it started with my favourite Halloween party piece…
Q: What do you call a line of dolls?
A: A Barbie que.
Im sorry this is just a sad sad joke.. lol
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch…
I got nothing.
Secret…I went to a halloween party about 5yrs ago and when I came home ended up flushing my eye glasses down the toilet. Yep, it was that good.
a few yrs ago i took kay t or T’ng and seen a friend i havent seen in yrs well he scared Kay so bad she ran home crying he grabbed me and pulled me in the house and she didnt know it was J.R
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a lil fun .
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you… the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!”
Funniest trick ever played: I was at a summer camp surrounded by geeky teenagers, and I’d gotten there among the first. It was a writing camp, so we all got a pen and a pad of paper when we checked in. The pens had bar codes on them, individually.
Whoever had gotten there before me and I half-convinced a bunch of other teenagers that the bar codes were GPS tracking devices connected to someone’s social-networking-related thesis project. We made up this elaborate story about where they were from and what the person’s intentions for the data were.
hmm lets see the funniest trick I ever played was I hid upstairs in my sisters room until she went to sleep after watching a scary movie and when she was sleeping I moved her closet door she thought the little boy from pet cemetary was coming to get her I never laughed so hard
I haven’t trick or treat’ed but I can tell you what a kid did one halloween we wasn’t home.. he wrote poop (but in norwegian) on our door.. that wasnt fun..it was with permanent marker..
Hmmm I can tell you a bit of a mean thing my ex once did? That’s as good as I got right now so it’ll have to do since I so want to win the gorjuss prize! I’ve never been able to watch The Shining all the way through but one night me and my ex sat down to watch it, I think it’s just Jack Nicholson-he freaks me out! After managing to watch it all the way through and being quite scared I went upstairs into our bedroom once getting ready for bed. At the time we had a mirror facing the bed. My ex had been up and wrote in my bright red lipstick on the mirror ‘redrum’ like in the film. I could have killed him! He thought it was hilarious! Tis funny now but at the time I wasn’t too keen!
P.S. Hope Suzanne is doing better now:)
Last year where i work we had a party and i dressed up as a pilgrim…..(remember I work with teen 12-17 yrs) No one had a clue what i was so i told them if they could guess i’d give them a prize. After long pondering one of them walked up to me and said well you’re black and white, got an apron, and a white bonnet…….I know what you are! and in a serious face he said “You’re a Dutch hooker!!” you’re just missing the wodden shoes……omg i thought i’d never stop laughing.
Well when I was in Nurse training, I went to a small country town for my hospital experience. Living in residence, I shared a room with the youngest gal in our group. The room was set up so my bed faced the two closet doors and we both had a poster on our closet. Mine was a funny saying my older brother had sent me, hers was the Creature from the Black Lagoon and I had to go to sleep each night looking at that thing lol One day I raced back to the room ahead of her and got in her closet, not making a sound. She opened her closet door and found me standing there and just about fell over! LOL We roomed well together 😉
Another sad halloween joke…
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Apetit
Why did the monster eat a lightbulb??
A: He wanted a light snack
Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A.He had no guts…
Sad halloween joke
Whats Draculas favorite dog?
Blood hound
right we need more jokes, I just went out with the kids door to door..
Was nice, Littlest Suzette telling this joke.
“Why are fish good at wieghing?”
“Because they have there own scales”
Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It’s drafty under that sheet
Here’s an old corny joke –
with what do you rteat a sore pig?
onikment!