Happy 4th July!
Hello everyone and happy 4th July to all our gorjuss American friends!
Stamps
Sugar Nellie have released set 3 of the new gorjuss stamps, you can see a preview of all of them below!
They are in their Funky Kits shop here: CLICK HERE
Links
We realised the code on our LINKS page was slightly corrupt, these have been updated so if you’re wanting to link to gorjuss, go grab a button!
Sold
Little update that both canvas prints we showcased earlier this week here in the blog have now found new homes.. and the two original ‘gorjuss at hearts‘ too !
New Paintings
I’m still painting away behind the scenes.. it’s been soooo hot here and the air has been thick with humidity.. so thick I couldnt sketch because my ink was going ‘gloopy’ .. yes I think gloopy is the technical term! . ..urgh.. more paintings for you to peek at soon tho!
Contest
I know I know, we’re running late with the Friday night giveaway but .. as it’s 4th July weekend we’ll run this Giveaway ALL weekend, so you have a chnace to enter right up til Sunday night ! yay!
The Prize: A $15 Gift Cert for gorjussArt.com ! (you can spend it on anything you like!) ..
Ends: Sunday night (gorjuss time!)! You have ALL weekend to enter!
To Enter: Just leave us a comment here on the blog with…
OK so you all need to play this game fairly… you can enter as many times as you want but no back to back posting please!
Rules.
1. You must grant the persons wish in the post before yours.
2. You must twist the result of their wish to make it useless.
3. You must then make your own wish.
For Example..
Post 1. I Wish I had a high intelligence..
Post 2. Granted : Sadly your brain swells so much your head pops.
I Wish I didn’t have to work tomorrow…
and so on and so on…..
Here’s a wish from Mr G to start you all :
‘I WISH CHRISTIAN BALE WOULD RETURN MY CALLS’
(so post one, will grant it, spoil it.. then make your own wish.. you know how it goes, you’ve done it before.. have fun!)
(Winner Will Be Picked By Random)
Good luck !
P.S have you noticed our new Tweet This etc links at the bottom ofour blog posts?.. feel free to share our gorjuss news with your friends!
“i wish i had a room full of balloons”
Granted, but the room is also full of helium and ya’ll talk like munchkin people.
I wish it wasn’t so warm today so that I could turn off the air conditioner.
Sorry puzzle no more food 🙂
Crystal lol 🙂 pampers hehe
I wish I knew what to do with some cardstock right about now. My mojo disappeared.
Granted but when you do you cant seem to find the card stock
I wish I could talk gaelic, granted but when you did all the welsh wanted to learn English lol i don’t even get that hehe
i wish i could still shut him up
lol it’s OK. I haven’t eaten yet and it’s 2 pm and it’s all my fault… and that game I can’t seem to quit.
“I wish I knew what to do with some cardstock right about now. My mojo disappeared.”
Granted, you make a nice sculpture out of paper mache and have no more card stock for when your mojo returns
I wish I had some mojo… candies. I used to buy tons of them when I was young
You get the candies but your have an upset tummy and can’t eat them!!
I wish — the Mariners would sweep Boston!
I hit refresh, but then take too long to think of a new wish…
–I wish I knew what to do with some cardstock right about now. My mojo disappeared.
Granted but when you do you cant seem to find the card stock–
Ok, that’s a little too accurate! LOL
“I wish I had some mojo… candies. I used to buy tons of them when I was young”
Granted, but when you open them, there isn’t anything inside… they’re just wrappers.
“i wish i could still shut him up”
Granted, but then he wants to dance with you and keeps stepping on your toes.
I wish for Puzzle could correct her meal schedule.
granted the mariners sweep boston but then they lose miserably the rest of the season—
I wish – I had a steak dinner tonight!!
I wish — the Mariners would sweep Boston!
Granted but I get it wrong and now Boston is getting swept by thousand of marines with brooms!
I wish I could still fit in my old clothes
Granted, but they now all have moth holes in them.
I wish I could carry a tune, lol
lol @ Crystal. What I do is write my wish first and hit refresh after (it doesn’t diseappear) Then I grant a wish. but I write so slow that most of the time someone else has already granted them lol
and… what’s a schedule? Rofl
I wish I could carry a tune, lol
Granted but you get tired of carrying that big tuna everywhere lol
Told you I get wishes wrong!
I wish I had a driving permit… and a car.
I wish I had a driving permit… and a car
granted, but you got done road rage and lost you’re license and sold the car !
i wish i did not have to go and eat dinner !
Granted – but your driving permit is for a bus which you musy drive 8 hours a day!
I wish a swimming pool!
i missed out the for in
( but you got done ( for ) road rage and lost you’re license and sold the car !
granted but i had no water inside it
i wished i had all Suzanne’s tubes
Granted, but it’s always too cold for you to swim!
I wish for a new song to fall in love with. 🙂
You have all her tubes saved to your hard drive and it crashed.
I wish I was 50 lbs thinner
oops we are all posting at the same time lol
( Puzzle Note to self: Hit refresh before posting lol ) Ditto
I wish for a new song to fall in love with
granted but once you heard to much of it you wanted a new one
I wish I was 50 lbs thinner
granted, but you’re hubby liked you better before
i wish i had a pond in my garden
oops we are all posting at the same time lol
i know funny innit 🙂
The pond is a breeding ground for bugs, ewwwwww, lol
I wish we didnt all post at one time lol
Lol. Granted, but only because no one can get onto gorjuss.
I wish that my internet would never crash.
Granted but now it freezes every 15 seconds.
I wish I could loose weight.
“I wish that my internet would never crash.”
Granted, but now your computer is fried and you can’t get a new one. And you’ve been banned from the internet cafes and the libraries because you never share the computers there.
I wish we could all meet up with Suzanne.
I wish that my internet would never crash
Granted ! but then you can never tear you’re self away from the pc
i wish the post man will bring me something nice in the morning
We all meet her at the same time and she runs to hide from us, lol
I wish there were more hours in the day
loli should reload before i post
Granted, but you end up having a ton more work to do.
I wish that it wasn’t so windy.
“I wish there were more hours in the day”
Granted, but you’re locked in the closet with no computer, no phones, no internet, etc.
I wish I had a movie to watch.
I wish there were more hours in the day
Granted, but then you wanted more because it still was not enough
i wish i had a bigger bum
Granted, but you hate it.
I wish that it wasn’t Monday tomorrow. haha
LOL Now I’m all confuzzled!
i wish the post man will bring me something nice in the morning
Granted but his idea of nice is him nekkid with only a bow for clothing lol
I wish I had already eaten. Ok that’s enough! See you in a bit. Can’t think… too… hungry…
Granted, but you’re still really really hungry!
I wish all my friends would visit on my birthday.
As Puzzle is all confuzzled, I’ll start from Alice
Granted, but instead tomorrow is Friday and it drags til the weekend
I wish there was something better on TV
Ugh let me try again, too slow!
Granted, but they are all ill and tired from travelling
I wish I lived in a palace
Granted but the palace AC doesnt work and you are hot and sticky this summer, lol
I wish I could stamp. 🙁
You are granted a palace, but it is entirely empty. Down to the stinking dungeons.
I wish I could be inspired again.
“I wish I could stamp”
Granted but you only have invisible ink and all your art disappears after a few minutes
I wish I could remember all my dreams
“I wish I could remember all my dreams”
Granted, but they’re all nightmares.
I wish I could take a nap.
Granted but you keep waking every other min.
I wish I would win the lottery
I wish I would win the lottery
Granted but you lost the ticket and could not claim the prize
i wish i had some more dinner
Granted but as you get it onto the plate it spills all over the floor
I wish I had another cup of coffee 🙂
“I wish I had another cup of coffee”
Granted, but it’s so hot that your cup shatters.
I wish I had some creamer for my coffee.
I wish I had some creamer for my coffee.
Granted, but then it coagulates so you can’t drink it.
I wish I could go on holiday tomorrow.
I wish I could go on holiday tomorrow
Granted then the weather was hotter back home, than on you’re holiday
i wish that the post man brings me something, Gorjuss in the morning
i wish that the post man brings me something, Gorjuss in the morning
Granted but it not the Gorjuss you wanted
I wish that i could got to Moses Lake Wa to see my Sis
Granted but by the time you get there your sister has gone on vacation.
I wish i wasn’t bored!
I wish i wasn’t bored!
Wish grantee but not you don’t have time to enjoy anything
I wish for rainbows
*CONTEST CLOSED!*
Thank you all for entering ( and keeping us very entertained lol!
The winner will be announced in just a few minutes!