Buy One, Get One Freeeeeee !
* Offer valid until 11pm 7th May ( GMT).
Hello everyone, it’s May Day, and a bank holiday weekend and in the hope of getting some Sunshine, let’s treat it like the lovely holiday experience it should be – SALE !
Gorjuss Art sale on Prints ( all sizes) and tube packs ( packs only !) .. ALL WEEK .. we know some of you keep missing the one days sales, so we’ve been extra generous and extended this one to last all week ! NOTE: for prints, buy one print, get another ( of equal or lesser value) absolutely FREE !
The discount will show up in your shopping cart, AT CHECKOUT STAGE 2 – sign into your account and click on checkout for the discount to be put into effect!!! see screenshot below for WHEN the discount shows up:
Dont panic that your basket show the full price as you shop, it wont discount anything until you try to checkout! ..( stage 2 of checkout (it will confirm your address and then discount on the next step !) .. you MUST add at least two for the discount to work.. if you are buying on Etsy it does NOT work like this, please read below for special Etsy instructions !
AND for the first time ever ( I think!) .. it’s extended to Etsy prints too!
Etsy checkout works a little differently, just add the name of the FREE print you want to your ‘note to seller’.. and we’ll do the rest ! .. only one free print per order, and please dont add the free print to your Etsy cart, just tell us ! (i.e if you buy one, we’ll send another free one.. if you buy two, you’ll be charged for two and we’ll send four !) .. this is because we can’t control the etsy checkout system, so PLEEEASE make sure you dont add the free one to your cart, you will be charged, and we can’t refund because of mistakes ! 🙂
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Those of you following my Twitter Tweets know i’ve been working extra hard this week, amongst things I’ve been working on a set of four orginal ink drawings for the Swoon Show at the Black Maria Gallery, LA.. two of them are complete but they’ll all be shown here together so you’l have to wait to peek at them.. they should be shown here on the blog next week sometime !
ANd just when you thought it was safe to visit the Friday night giveaway, Mr G is back in charge and has decided this evening is going to be themed as:
This is how it works:
Someone wishes for something lovely, and the next person is obliged to grant it but RUIN it… before making their own wish.. The next person Grants it and then ruins it and then makes a wish… the next person is obliged to grant that wish, and ruin it… and make their own wish… do you follow….
FOR EXAMPLE:
Post 1.
” I wish I had all the gorjuss girl tube packs…”
Post 2.
” Granted, but after downloading them all your computer exploded…
I wish I could go to the moon…”
Post 3.
” Granted, but you forgot to put on your space suit and you start to suffocate.
I wish I hadn’t started explaining this quiz…”
Do you understand??? So it only remains for me to give you the FIRST WISH,
“I WISH I COULD PAINT AS WELL AS SUZANNE”,
So if you want to take part in this competition then Grant my wish and ruin it… then make your own wish…
The winning comment, chosen by Random will receive a $7 gorjussart gift certificate, you can enter as many times as you want but no back to back posting, you are not able to Grant your own wishes, someone must comment between your posts!) .. contests ends tomorrow night and the winner will be announced in tomorrows blog post !
good luck !
Alice said I wish i had smaller feet.
Granted only thing is your body doubled in size to get smaller feet
I wish I had my own island
Serena says: I wish I had my own island
Granted, but it’s over-populated and everything is over-priced.
I wish I could get Yoville to work.
What I’m I doing with Alices feet?
Crystal Said: I wish I could get Yoville to work
Granted but then you get elected mayor and lose your job the next day because crime doubled in just 24h
I wish I was able to speak gaelic
I’m = Am I
sigh!
You can speak Gaelic but it sounds like Farsi.
I wish Grant would come back.
I AM does not equal AM I? I AM is The Word.
Adeline says: I wish Grant would come back.
Granted, but he’s wearing his birthday suit.
I wish I could eat lunch already.
Granted but it consists of dirty diapers.
i wish i could travel to see Crystal!
Sazz said: i wish i could travel to see Crystal!
Granted but she just left to see you and you both miss each other.
I wish I could get the image of Mr. G nekkid out of my head!
Puzzle says: wish I could get the image of Mr. G nekkid out of my head!
Granted, but now you have the image of him wearing speedos.
I wish I could have a second serving of lunch.
granted, but on your way back to the pc you trip and it decorates your wall in a unique pattern.
i wish i could snap my fingers for a clean home.
Sazz says: i wish i could snap my fingers for a clean home.
Granted, but attempting to snap, you broken your fingers and your thumbs on both hands and so your home is still a mess.
I wish I could play the guitar like a rock star.
granted.. but your guitar is ALWAYS out of tune.
i wish i could instantly play whatever song i hear on the radio on the piano.
Alice says: i wish i could instantly play whatever song i hear on the radio on the piano.
Granted, but there piano is always in the repair shop.
I wish I didn’t have to go take care of the family right now and could stay and play some more instead.
(see ya’ll in a while)
Granted but you’re computer crashed.
I wish i could play with you guys more often.
granted, but your internet crashes.
i wish my internet was going faster!! so slow! 🙁
Alice says I wish my internet was going faster
Granted but it goes so fast you can’t keep up.
I wish it wasn’t evening time and dark.
LOL
Granted, but the it’s raining and there is no sun and the power goes out.
I wish the stupid car alarm outside would stop going off!
Alice said: I wish the stupid car alarm outside would stop going off!
Granted. It does but then you realize it is YOUR car alarm and now it’s gone.
I wish it would rain money from the sky.
granted but it’s coins and it hits you on the forehead and knocks you out and everyone picks up the money before you wake up.
i wish that i didn’t have to study for school and would know all the amterial.
LOL that’s my kind of luck! Instant Karma I call it.
Alice said: i wish that i didn’t have to study for school and would know all the amterial.
Granted but of course it’s the wrong class and you get an F
I wish Grissom would come back for one more episode of CSI
Puzzle says I wish Grissom would come back for one more episode of CSI
Granted but your tv goes on the blink and you miss it.
I wish I could figure out what to do next in my game of Myst
Granted but the tests don’t contain the material you knew.
i wish for no more rain for a few days LOL
Elaine said: I wish I could figure out what to do next in my game of Myst
Oooo I love Myst but Man! it’s hard.
Granted but then your game goes on cheat mode and it takes all the fun out of playing it.
I wish I could rescue and adopt loads of lonely dogs.
Granted but sadly you catch rabies, distemper and choke on a furrball.. or is that cats??
I want to announce that the COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED…