Friday McNite McGiveAway
Och Aye The Noo, Its here…………
And Its a Stoater………. I want yer bestest Scottish accents on fur Taenights blog Compateeshun.
TRANSLATION
” Yippee its arrived,
And by george its a really spiffing one. I would request that you all make a good attempt at writing your blog comments tonight in a Scottish accent type themic way for participation in this evenings blog competition. If in doubt see untranslated text..”
Aricht ya pure dead mental bunch… its time tae show ya aw the stash…
TRANSLATION
” Ok everyone, lets have a look at the prize.. ”
Its Like only the new updated bulk tube pack… here
TRANSLATION
” Its Like only the new updated bulk tube pack…here ”
RULES
You may comment as many times as you want, disqualification may occur if double posting becomes a habit, no talking to yourself. Only room for one mad man in this blog!! We are not currently hiring!!
Competition will close Tommorrow night at 11pm GMT (Thats 3pm EST?) and its 13am (MrGST).
We will be in the chatroom at that point…. oh the chatroom is here… CHATROOM
You will need to have an account at Just Gorjuss to be able to get a log in.. (ie its the same)
If you are lucky enough to be the winner picked at Random…. you may keep the pack or gift it…. It CANNOT be broken up, it needs to stay as a bulk pack for auditing purposes… this is a GREAT opertunity for someone to start their collection..
So I’d like to open the competition with the first comment.. GUID LUCK TAE YEES A’W!
ps. No penalties for being too stereotypical, though there may be penalties for dishing the haggis..
GIFT CERTIFICATES
I have updated the guide for GIFT CERTIFICATES, its hopefully a little easier to follow, so please do have a look and let me know if It can be clearer…
MzKathy de ir know ye i knew a few Kathy’s
Ye canna pit an auld heid on yung shouthers
Kimber, ye know a few MacKathy’s or maybe MzMacKathy’s? LMBO
Ye rin fir the spurtle whan the pat’s bilin owre
Ah ken a mzkatz an’ a mskathy nae sure if Ah ken ye.
Ye wad think ye haed bin brocht up in a byre
lol! corinne whurr ye be gettin those sayins?
Ye’re no sae puir as ye peep
Mr google – guilty as charged lol
i cannae deny google tis mcawesome.
This one is my fav (though i guess it shouldn’t be!) and the translation.
Waes the wife that wants the tung, but weills the man that gets her:
The wife who is quiet will have many troubles, but lucky is the man who marries her – i.e. silence is golden.
i’m getting maclost…..need the mactranslations. LOL
Omg, they’re haur they’re haur! mah gorjuss stamps ur haur!!!
A canna sell the cou an sup the mi
ooo beth! ah am sae excited for ye!
It’s a braw bricht moonlicht nicht and we made mccurry for tea, but it didna hev haggis in’t
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’.
The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use both hands, you’ll get more in.
thats mcfunny
LMMacBO
We’re aw radge lol
Ah am watchin’ ncis noo Ah loove ‘at tv shaw.
ooo ah jist finished playin’ piano fer a bit. ncis is good though.
yep i mclike NCIS and all 3 Law & Order’s
ah’m aff tae take a shower. ah’ll be back afore the chat starts.
Woohoo! Beth!
aight herry back Alice
Dornt min’ me Ah jist loch sayin’ radge fur some reason lol radge = mad in scottish lol.
oh ok i mclike saying ello and me Bella
ah’m back! popstrel radge tis a fun word tae say.
Ah am gettin’ a wee wabbit Ah shoods hae taken a nap.
wabbit? wabbit = tired? tis nae long till the chat now! ye can do it!
i know i can i mcjust have to wait until it macgets later so i can mcsleep better
huv a cuppa tea!
radge!
Ah need a strang cappachino(spelling).
whit a gud idea. 😛
i dont mccare too much for coffee
haha ah feart ah dunna either.
Ah dae loch those frappachino’s tay.
ah’m a fan o’ smoothies
i like the McJava chillers
Guid nicht! Guid Luck!
Smoothis! mmmmmm starbucks
i mclike Starbucks
I Mc like starbucks too, but it has too many Mc calories!!!!
lol
I make very good smoothies, ver Mchealthy!! Only fruits, Mcyogurt and they are so McGood!
Is everyone Mc Gone?
nope lol – just waiting for results lol – eyes propped open with matchsticks lol
is the time near?
mmmmmm Starbucks….and haggis! : P