Buy One, Get One Freeeeeee !
* Offer valid until 11pm 7th May ( GMT).
Hello everyone, it’s May Day, and a bank holiday weekend and in the hope of getting some Sunshine, let’s treat it like the lovely holiday experience it should be – SALE !
Gorjuss Art sale on Prints ( all sizes) and tube packs ( packs only !) .. ALL WEEK .. we know some of you keep missing the one days sales, so we’ve been extra generous and extended this one to last all week ! NOTE: for prints, buy one print, get another ( of equal or lesser value) absolutely FREE !
The discount will show up in your shopping cart, AT CHECKOUT STAGE 2 – sign into your account and click on checkout for the discount to be put into effect!!! see screenshot below for WHEN the discount shows up:
Dont panic that your basket show the full price as you shop, it wont discount anything until you try to checkout! ..( stage 2 of checkout (it will confirm your address and then discount on the next step !) .. you MUST add at least two for the discount to work.. if you are buying on Etsy it does NOT work like this, please read below for special Etsy instructions !
AND for the first time ever ( I think!) .. it’s extended to Etsy prints too!
Etsy checkout works a little differently, just add the name of the FREE print you want to your ‘note to seller’.. and we’ll do the rest ! .. only one free print per order, and please dont add the free print to your Etsy cart, just tell us ! (i.e if you buy one, we’ll send another free one.. if you buy two, you’ll be charged for two and we’ll send four !) .. this is because we can’t control the etsy checkout system, so PLEEEASE make sure you dont add the free one to your cart, you will be charged, and we can’t refund because of mistakes ! 🙂
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Those of you following my Twitter Tweets know i’ve been working extra hard this week, amongst things I’ve been working on a set of four orginal ink drawings for the Swoon Show at the Black Maria Gallery, LA.. two of them are complete but they’ll all be shown here together so you’l have to wait to peek at them.. they should be shown here on the blog next week sometime !
ANd just when you thought it was safe to visit the Friday night giveaway, Mr G is back in charge and has decided this evening is going to be themed as:
This is how it works:
Someone wishes for something lovely, and the next person is obliged to grant it but RUIN it… before making their own wish.. The next person Grants it and then ruins it and then makes a wish… the next person is obliged to grant that wish, and ruin it… and make their own wish… do you follow….
FOR EXAMPLE:
Post 1.
” I wish I had all the gorjuss girl tube packs…”
Post 2.
” Granted, but after downloading them all your computer exploded…
I wish I could go to the moon…”
Post 3.
” Granted, but you forgot to put on your space suit and you start to suffocate.
I wish I hadn’t started explaining this quiz…”
Do you understand??? So it only remains for me to give you the FIRST WISH,
“I WISH I COULD PAINT AS WELL AS SUZANNE”,
So if you want to take part in this competition then Grant my wish and ruin it… then make your own wish…
The winning comment, chosen by Random will receive a $7 gorjussart gift certificate, you can enter as many times as you want but no back to back posting, you are not able to Grant your own wishes, someone must comment between your posts!) .. contests ends tomorrow night and the winner will be announced in tomorrows blog post !
good luck !
granted but you’ve drank too many energy drinks and took too many ‘keep me awake’ pills.
I wish I could work with Suzanne …
Kimber Says: I wish i could go to sleep now
Granted! But someone has a blowout in front of your house and it wakes you up.
I wish I would have gone to college.
Kim Says:
I wish I would have gone to college.
Granted! But the minute you graduate you win the lotto and have no need of getting a job.
Kim says I wish I would have gone to college.
Granted but you cant find a job with the education field you choose
I wish my bf Jeff was here
I wish my bf Jeff was here
You BF arrives…… but his got loads of mates with him pizza and a dvd. no 1 2 1 time 🙁
I wish i was still in bed am tired.
Bluey says I wish i was still in bed am tired
Granted but a spring pops out and is stabbing you in the back
I wish it wasnt 5 am now
Kimber says I wish it wan’t 5am now granted but now it is 6am and you lost an hrs sleep.
I wish I had a rainbow to ride to the pot of gold
Serena says I wish I had a rainbow to ride to the pot of gold
Granted but Leprecaun stole it back away
I wish my tooth wasnt lose
Kimber says I wish my tooth wasn’t loose Granted but the tooth fairy came and pulled it while you were lseep
I wish I had a hover car to fly me everywhere in a couple of seconds
Serena says I wish I had a hover car to fly me everywhere in a couple of seconds
Granted but ran out of waste to power the car(lol thought of Back to The Future)
I wish Charmed would have a reunion special
Update on Crystal’s Wish
Your luggage was lost enroute to Siberia so now you have nothing to wear.
I wish I had the rainbow girl print.
Kimbers wish of a Charmed reunion special is granted to bad it was cancelled due to lack of interest.
I wish it would stop raining
Kimber says I wish Charmed would have a reunion special ( me too)
Granted but your tv blows up and you can’t watch it
Liz says I wish I had the rainbow girl print
Granted but when you unzip it it is the wrong tube
I wish I had a closet full of new clothes
Serena says I wish I had a closet full of clothes
Granted but when you go to try them on they are 4 sizes too small.
I wish I I had a rainbow today.
lilone say I wish I had a rainbow today.
Granted but the rainbow cracked in the middle and fell into the Grand Canyon.
I wish I had a huge library of DVDs.
Liz said: I wish I had a huge library of DVDs.
Granted but all the disks were replaced with the same really bad movie
I wish I can type 200 words a minute
Quote:I wish I had a huge library of DVDs.
Granted but they are all spoken in a language you dont understand and you cant get any subtitles
I wish I was a Gorjuss Princess and have my own Fairy Castle
Liz says I wish i had a huge library of DVD’s
Granted but you dont have anything to watch them on
I wish i hadnt eaten biscuits and gravy
Nikita Says:
I wish I was a Gorjuss Princess and have my own Fairy Castle
Granted but then you realize you’re a drawing and cannot go anywhere
I wish all my teeth were perfect.
Fine, all your teeth can be perfect but I will send you fairytale candy and you shall get cavities and they will have to be pulled.
I wish I could win something big here!
Kimber said: I wish i hadnt eaten biscuits and gravy
Granted but instead you ate liver and you hate liver.
I still wish I could type 200 words a minute
Puzzle says I wish i could type 20 words a minute
Granted but your keyboard disappears
I wish i hadnt woke up at 5 am
sorry that should be 200 not 20 see what happens when i wake up too early
granted but if you didn’t, you might have missed the beautiful sunrise! I wish I always had an optimistic attitude!
You can change it and wake up whenever you want Kimber but I will make sure you won’t get a pleasant sleep.
I wish I could watch movies all day.
Adeline I wish I could watch movies all day.
Granted but its the same worst movie over and over and over
I wish I was a Gorjuss vampire
Nikita said: I wish I was a Gorjuss vampire
Granted but Gorjuss can do no harm so you can’t bite people and have to survive on milk and cookies only.
I wish I could stretch my arm enough to scratch that one little spot on my back
Puzzle says I wish I could stretch my arm enough to scratch that one little spot on my back
granted but ur arm pops out of place and have to go to Dr to get it fixed
I wish i make great tips today at work
You can make great tips but then I’ll make you give the money to your boss.
I wish I could have french toast for breakfast – the real kind made from Challah bread.
Adeline says: I wish I could have french toast for breakfast – the real kind made from Challah bread.
Granted but I sneak in and eat it
I wish I could meet all of you
Granted but then you realise you’re not safe anymore…..
I wish I had an onion
Grant says: I wish I had an onion
Granted but when you peel it you cry for days
I wish Sasha didn’t have to have surgery
Grant said: I wish I had an onion
Granted but then you realize you’re out of sliced bread to make that onion sandwiche you adore.
I wish I could live to be a hundred years old
Puzzle says: I wish I could live to be a hundred years old
Granted but you are the only one alive
I wish I could meet everyone and be safe
Betty said: I wish I could meet everyone and be safe
Granted but then you realize we all are at a Gorjussaolic meeting and you’ll have to give up on gorjuss to join us.
I wish I had a big plastic bubble I could get inside and bounce around.
puzzle says: I wish I had a big plastic bubble I could get inside and bounce around.
Granted but the bubble never stops and you have to bounce all of the time even when you sleep…if you can
I wish I would win the contest
I wish I had a big plastic bubble I could get inside and bounce around
Granted but it hits a nail and bursts
I wish i had money in pay pal acct
Granted, but your paypal account is frozen.
I wish my friend was awake right now!
If your friend was awake, I’d slip him a potion and back to sleep he’d go.
I wish I could think of something fun and clever to say.
Alice says I wish my friend was awake right now
Granted but she has laringitis(sp)and cant talk
I wish everyone a great day. I am off to work Kentucky Derby simulcast. The Horses are Ready!!! Are You? See you all after 6
Good luck – may you win big, Kimber.
If everyone had a great day, I’d ruin it on principle!
I wish Mr. G. had to eat a raw onion.
Granted, but me might like raw onion’s so i slipped a maggot into it to make him smile..
I wish the weather would be nice this weekend..
Granted but when Mr G went to grab the onion turns out there were none left and only thing left to eat were apples.
I wish that everything I need at the grocery store is on sale today.
granted, but you can’t find your wallet.
i wish that it was time to go get food. lol.
Alice says I wish that it was time to go get food.
Granted but when you take your first bite it is too salty
I wish I had a whole pot of lobster
Alice says: i wish that it was time to go get food. lol.
Granted, but all that’s left are rotten eggs and sour tomatoes.
I wish my facial cheeks weren’t so sore from giggling at all of these granted wishes. Good morning all!! Looks like I missed that chat at PSP Playground. I thought it was this afternoon for me, but apparently it was this morning. 🙁
granted…. but your side hurts from laughing instead.
i wish that i had more money to spend for NSD.
I missed part of it too, Crystal.
No idea what NSD is but your wish is granted. However, you must give it to me.
I sure wish I could go to the movies with Grant and Suzanne to see Coraline.
Lol. Adeline NSD is national scrapbooking day. 🙂
granted, however there’s someone snoring next to you the whole time and there’s a couple making out in front of you so you miss the entire movie.
i wish that i had a warm jacket.
Alice said: i wish that i had a warm jacket.
Granted but then the zipper breaks off and you’re stuck in it when temps reach 30 degrees (86 F)
I wish I had smaller feet.