What a Gifted Bunch…
Good evening everyone,
Mr G here as Suzanne is still struggling to find a confortable position to get some sleep, she is uncomfortable and I will keep a close eye on her and take her reluctantly to the doctors on Monday if she doesn’t improve. I will keep you all posted on how she is getting on.. thank you all for your well wishes.
Welcome to another gorjuss™ Friday Night Giveaway! We’ve got a lovely prize for you this week, thats right we’re giving one of you a very special $21.00 gift certificate to use at the shop.
All you have to do to enter the giveaway is:
To Enter:
One Liner story… – We’ve all seen them, write one sentence in the story following on from the previous sentence.
No double posting please…. we get worried when people talk to themselves!!
As per normal weeks the giveaway will close tomorrow at 10pm GMT (Gorjuss Mean Time)..and We will ask random.org to pick us a winner from the single non-double posting entrants. (we dont DQ people, just double entries)
To Enter on Twitter: We have just ONE $21.00 gift certificate held back for a twitterer winnerer too ! Just hit the RETWEET button at the top of this blog and your RT will be entered into a draw too ( the winning tweet will be chosen by random.org !) ..
Closes: Tomorrow at around 10pm GMT ( gorjuss time is shown on the blog clock!)
Winner decided by Random.org. For Facebook readers, comments must be submitted on the actual blog ( www.gorjussart.co.uk/blog).
Good luck ! SO lets get the story started…
TITLE: The gorjuss Fox
Deep in the forrest, lived a little red fox.
And I know that it is going to be a very cold and snowy winter.
So, on she goes in search of a black and white striped sheep to get the wool she needed but
she climbed high into the mountain top on a cool autumn night.
and she find mr. G sitting on a rock thinking about how to send so many orders
.. He was also knitting a pair of wooly socks just for the gorjuss girl!
‘Oh Mr G’ she said ‘please may I have some black and white wool to knit a jumper for the little fox to keep him warm in the cold snowy winter?’
‘……….maybe’ said Mr G after quite a long pause ‘but you need to solve this puzzle for me first’
To that Mr. G replied in his very well known quirky manner:
are you ready to solve the puzzle
evlos eht elddir
fi a enalp sehsarc no eht redrob fo owt seirtnuoc
erehw od yeht yrub eht srovivrus?
the gorjuss girl could immediately translate the message, knowing it had been said backwards
The gorjuss girl laughed at Mr. G. You silly man! That’s a trick question.
it doesn’t matter where the plane landed!
solve hte riddle
if a plane crashes on the border of two countries
where do they bury the survivors?
that is your puzzle said the gorjuss girl
and people don’t bury survivors.
Now, will you give me some of that black and white wool? She said.
In the meantime…
the little fox was sitting there
waiting patiently for the little gorjuss girl’s return.
picturing how envious all the other foxes would be when he sauntered back home wearing this magnificent new jumper
Mr. G laughed so hard, he fell off the rock and said
waiting to see if he was going to get his black and white stripey jumper
but he didnt have to wait long for an answer the gorjuss girl soon…..
came back and in her arms he could see several balls of black and white wool.
But how are you going to knit my jumper without knitting needles?
the gorjuss girl just giggled and shook her head
I can use 2 twigs from the trees she said…Watch
and she reached up and found two twigs
But what about a pattern he said?
Aw I don’t need a pattern said the Gorjuss little girl, it will look Gorjuss no matter how it turns out.
So the little fox sat still and watched as her needles clicked as she began to stitch his jumper
and to the amazement of the little fox, as the Gorjuss little girl put his initials on the jumper and they were
Mr F… which stood for Mr Fox.
Mr Fox went home with the Gorjuss Girl to stay, and they were friends forever.
The End