Triffic Friday
Welcome To FRIDAY!!!!!!
The day where I get to say “Its Friday!”, and “Welcome to Friday”….. its the end of the week and the start of the weekend… its a day reserved for kicking off the stresses of work and hanging up that uniform for a couple of days…
So lets get stuck into what is on this weekend….. WELL..
Gorjuss Chat
On Saturday night 11pm (GMT) 6pm (EST), we will be having a live chat in our gorjuss chat room. Now If you’ve not been there before you do need to register for the chatroom, its fairly simple and quick and easy to use. Its faster than our older chat room and by all means pop in tonight to give it a test. Any issues please drop me a mail at help@gorjussart.com* . I shall help you get in where I can… This is a chance to put your questions to Suzanne and generally have a laugh and joke with us for a few hours.
And now its time for…
The Prize 16″x20″ Semi-Gloss Print
Back to a nice simple one this week… the fairy Gorjuss Mother competition…. always fun this is.
HOW TO ENTER
Simply Grant the wish of the comment before yours, then twist it to a horrible result….
Then you make your own wish to be granted….
Heres an Example.
Comment 1:
I wish I could fly…
Comment 2:
Granted: Sadly you get sucked into a Jet engine…
I wish I was the strongest man in the world.
Comment 3:
Granted: Granted… but the Jar of Jam is still too tough for you.
I wish I had the power of super hearing.
Get the Idea….. it is quite simple… the cleverer and wittier your reply the better… SO get your wands wafting and make some wishes come true and go sour….
You have a second chance to win a GC by retweeting on Twitter too, only one retweet per person, and the twitterer winnerer will be picked by random.org ! And if you’re picked you get a gorjuss 16″x20″ semi-gloss print of “On Top Of The World” !!!
OK so what you need now is the first wish….
I Wish I was on Holiday…
Good Luck Everyone…
granted, but you’re horribly sick the entire time.
i wish my laptop was faster.
granted, but you dont have internet and cant enter the gorjuss blog
I wish to sleep until my body is satisfied
granted, but you won’t be able to sleep well for a week straight after
granted, but you loose your passport and stuck in Romania for life!
I wish that i would win this contest LOL
Granted: But the delivery arrives in 2019.
I wish I could drive the van or any car.
granted but you get a flat tire your first time out.
I wish i could move to a better apartment!
Granted but sadly aliens just happen to pick your apartment block to land and the walls come crashing down!
I wish for a maid to tidy my house!
Granted, but the maid tidies the house by robbing you blind.
I wish for a magically tidy house.
Granted: But she managed to eat all the food in your fridge, rack up a huge bill on your telephone, stole all your jewelry, and snuck a peek at your personal lingerie drawer to boot!
I wish I could live forever and never age!
Granted but you didn’t say for how long and the tidiness lasts for only an hour and looks worse than before!
I wish it was Summer here!
Granted and then you realize it’s passed you right by.
I wish I’d win the lottery.
granted but there is still cold with snow on the ground!
I wish for a new bookcase
Granted you have a new bookcase. But then you remember you can’t read.
I wish for a diet coke.
granted but then you realize it’s coke
i wish for cheaper software!
Granted the cheaper software. Then you realize it’s in a foreign language.
I wish the kids would go to sleep!
Granted, but you take your first sip and find out it’s diet pepsi.
I wish I could sleep in every day.
granted but they sleep walk and still bug you.
i wish the cat would stay off the computers.
Granted that you can sleep in every day……but you slept through your toilet overflowing!
I wish for a new washing machine.
granted but one of the kids has a knife in his pocket and breaks the agitator!
i wish for some rain.
Granted the cats are off the computer. To bad because they invented the I can has cheezburger website.
I wish for a hamburger.
granted but it turns out to be mystery meat and doesn’t taste good.
i wish for a baked potato with sour cream
granted, but there is a worm in it.
i wish it wasn’t so hot!
Granted it’s not so hot. To bad there is 10 feet of snow now.
I wish for a cookie.
granted but it turns to 30 degree’s below zero!
i wish for a steak medium well to go with my potato!
granted, but your steak is not well cooked and you get sick
I wish to meet Suzanne in person
granted, but your blind and can’t see her
i wish for a piece of double chocolate cake(yes all I’m hungry for something good to eat tonight!)
Granted – but its made by a 3 yr old so its extra flourey and gooey lol
i wish for a carribean cruise lol
granted, but the chocolate is too bitter and you can not eat
I wish I could speak with the animals
Granted, but they don’t speak your language and don’t understand anything you say.
I wish that everyone could get along.
Granted, but you habe a trillion friends and your phne bills are too much
I wish i could sleep!
Granted, but you will not wake up before 100 years and the kiss of an ugly teenager with acne.
I wish I could enable teleportation.
LOL Celine..
Granted but you get lost in the black holes, and end up living on Mars.
I Wish i ws 18 Again
Granted you are 18 again but all your friends are too old and you wish you were back to your normal age again!
I wish I could grant real wishes to those that need them the most!
Jo: You are so sweet, wishing better for others… granted everyone is going to hate you, cause they think thats very weird wish..how could someone wish something for others, not for yourself…
I wish I could have 1000 euros today
Granted Jo, but unfortunately the ones that need them the most didn’t really believe you had the power to grant thier wishes so they didn’t make any.
I wish I could stay awake at work.
Granted but now you have to work 24/7 and never get to sleep anymore
I wish my throat wasn’t soar
Granted but you have a constantly runny nose instead.
I wish I was still in Scotland.
granted – but you are stuck in jail due to unpaid speeding violations in the supermarket carpark
I wish I could drawer more than stick figures!
Granted – but you can’t color and end upp with hideous colorcombinations
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound.
Wish granted, but you soon discover you are unable to draw anything but pictures of Popeye the Sailorman whenever you set pencil to paper.
I wish I could travel around the world.
granted – but you lost your passport
i wish i was 10 years younger
Wish granted: but your bread-crumb trail would be scoffed by seagulls, and you’d never find your way home again
I wish I could sing sweeter than a bluebird
Granted and you sing so sweetly and so much that you lose your voice.
I wish I had some chocolate.
Granted, you get a free pass to Willy Wonkas chocolate factory, unfortunately you fall in the chocolate river and end up as a Jo flavoured Wonka Bar 🙁
I wish we could have a little bit of ‘proper’ summer.
Granted – but it would get so warm that you have stay inside in the airconditioned house all the time.
I wish I was able to buy whatever I want
granted- but for every item you purchase you gain 5lbs.
I wish I could have a day off with no husband or kids
granted but all the stores go out of business
I wish today was monday
granted, but you have to work for four hours more than you usually do.
i wish that i could go to the beach.
Granted, but an oil tanker spilt its load and the beach is covered with oil
I wish i could go back to bed
granted but u oversleep and miss out on this blog