Who Framed Mr G?
Hellooooo .. hope you’ve all had a gorjuss week, always fun when it reaches Friday.. I love the giveaway! .. today I sketched, doodled, played with kids, did housework ( they make so much mess when they aint at school!!) .. Mr G packaged orders and framed some of the ltd edition prints and packaged & boxed them up too! Here’s some sneaky photos I took before they were put in HUGE boxes ( they have corner protectors on to keep them safe!)
There are still a few of these left in the shop so if you fancy one ( or a full set !) get on over there and grab it!
We have new brushed in the Photoshop Brushes section of gorjuss.co.uk:
They make lovely scuff texture but could be used for bark, ice, blood.. you name it, they wll come in handy!
Our Artfire shop had its first customer * yay!* and they will get some FREE gorjuss goodies in their order to say thanks for that.. also the next TWO customers who order form Artfire will get freebies too! Hurry !
We’re offering an 8″ x 10″ print of the latest painting ( You Brought Me Love) to this weeks giveaway winner! … all you have to do to enter is:
To Enter: ALL your post.. must RHYME! Not neccesary for you to rhyme with the previous persons post…but kudos if you do… lets see your prose skills put to good work.
Ends: Tomorrow night at around 10pm.
Winner will be picked by Random
No back to back posting please ( allow at least one other person to comment between yours!) .. and good luck !
**EDIT** SECOND CHANCE WIN — I know all you Twitterbugs wanna play too, so how about a SECOND chance to win.. ( thats right we’re gonna give away 2 of these gorjuss prints!) .. all you twitter lovers need to do it RT this blog post.. using the button at the top left… ALSO tweet us @gorjuss with your rhymes as well.
All will count as entries and will be eligible to win the 2nd chance print… So get tweeting…twitting… and Re-Tweeting… (1 Re Tweet each ONLY Please)
shelby is so clever
alas i could never
write a story
filled with such glory
Would you like a gorjuss print?
I would love one hint, hint, hint.
I would hang it by my bed,
I would place it near my head.
So that when I rise each morn
I’d see my wall it did adorn.
And when I went to rest my bones
I’d be so proud it’s I who owns.
And I would thank the stars above
That Suzanne, “You Brought Me Love”
I never ever win a prize,
I cry each week, leak from my eyes
So I am praying this sad rhyme
Will help me to win this time.
I want this print
I’ve got to have it.
Don’t know what I’ll do without it.
I will beg and I will plead
until atlast you give it to me.
i know what you mean jenny
it is really easy to see
just like you have posted above
i really want you brought me love
I love that print, so I’ll play too
And if I win, here’s what I’ll do …
I’ll put it up in a special place
In a gilded frame and a mat of lace
Rhyming is the game,
so it is here I came,
Gorjuss art is to blame,and
Brought me love is its name
Gorjuss Art is the best
It makes you sing, sing
Ellie songs, quack ones
tweeting ones as well
We sing praise for Suzanne
and her amazing pics
lalalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!
These contests are a wonder,
But I always miss the start!
This time I won’t blunder,
‘Cause I’d love to win some art!
That’s all the rhyme I have for now
It’s really getting late
I just posted this weeks tut challenge
Now my bed and I have a date.
But I’ll be back again to post
The better my chances will be
To win the print of “You Brought Me Love”
I want it so bad I could pee.
this night I want to rhyme
to the price do of mine
I want to You Brought Me Love win
because it is my dream
nite to all my gorjuss friends
have sweet dreams and beauty days
i just got home from work
i need not some dork
telling me i must work
I just popped in to say hello.
Oh, my, you’ve all put on quite a show.
The rhymes are witty and bring me a laugh,
a giggle, a grin… I might burst in half.
The frames, Suzanne, are fabulous!
And all because of your Gorjuss-ness.
I won’t stay long, it’s been a long day.
Thanks for the brushes, by the way.
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don’t let the squirrels bite.
Just give them Mr. G. and all will be all right.
LOL
That’s so not fair
but I will not dispair.
I know I’m not Moliere.
rhyming wouldn’t make me a millionaire.
Not even in Slovene,
My rhymes’d be worth a queen.
And since English isn’t my mother tongue,
the poem in my heart shall remain unsung.
🙂 Kitty
Everyone is quite witty
Only one winner, what a pity
We all want the print
There’s no denying
If I said I didn’t
Then I’d be lying.
Rhyming is what we’ve set out to do
and while we’re at it we’ll look for Mr G too.
He’s gone and gotten framed
Do you think it’s another dame????
They’re winsome and pretty
Inspiring this ditty
Of Gorjuss Gals, soulful yet fun.
They’ll capture your heart
With the warmth they impart
And brighten your day like the sun.
Gorjuss Girls are sweet and kind
New packs of Gorjuss Girls are always on my mind.
I want every pack I see but hey,
To get them I need to have a pay day.
Gorjuss Girls are always so sweet and kind
New packs of Gorjuss Girls are always on my mind.
I want every pack I see. but hey,
To get them I need to have a pay day.
Mr G who will the winner be
I’m sitting here hoping it will be me
as she fills me heart with glee
and all she wants is to be with me
So please Mr G let her be …
Mr G, at that new store I was number 3
You said to be 3 would get me a freebie
While I sit here waiting for my goodies
Can you tell me what it will be… please?
I only bought a little object
It should fit in a small envelope
So that thing I might expect
… a hand written “Thank You” note?
That would make me very happy
As happy as a happy me can bee
please please let her be mine
you know I’m good half the time
i will just sit here drinking my wine
praying and hoping shes coming to mine
the postman never came today
i really was quite sad
I kinda knew he wouldnt though
so now i dont feel bad
i know he’ll come on monday morn
around bout half past 8
oh heck it wont be royal mail
i guess i’ll need to wait
Oh I have to grab a cart
whenever I see Suzannes Art
I am Always Broke
because I have to buy
And always wanting more and more
I cannot tell a Lie!
I PSP my heart away
always using gorjuss art
I love the tags I make
And take them all to heart
I am a great great fan
of Gorjuss Suzanne
Grant and Suzanne
Sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes Gorjuss in a gorjuss package
all i want is a gorjuss somewhere
up stairs or down stairs i don’t care
i just want someeeeeee gorjuss lovely’s
1, 2 gorjuss is coming for you
3, 4 you better get them tubes
5, 6 get ya psp fix
7, 8 make them great
9, 10 wait for a new pack again
I was working on a parody to “My Bonnie…” Found this one. It was too funny to pass. Sing it out loud to the music of “My Bonnie lies over the ocean” Still wiping my tear here lol
My pets were out practicing football.
My frog intercepted a pass.
My cat and my dog and my bunny
then tackled him flat on the grass.
My bunny lies over my doggy.
My doggie’s on top of my cat.
My kitty is over my froggy,
and that’s why my froggy is flat.
CHORUS
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that’s why my froggy is flat, like that.
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that’s why my froggy is flat.
My froggy’s as flat as a pancake.
A paper-thin froggy’s the worst.
He cannot eat flies now for dinner
except when I flatten them first.
CHORUS
If you see your pets playing football,
it’s best if you bring them inside
or you may end up with a froggy
who’s flattened and seven feet wide.
CHORUS
–Kenn Nesbitt
thank you ALL for your lovely comments, they are so swell!
the giveaway is now closed, the winner I’ll now tell,
In just a few minutes in a new blog post
once we find out who Random.org liked the most!
-Suzanne x