Buy One, Get One Freeeeeee !
* Offer valid until 11pm 7th May ( GMT).
Hello everyone, it’s May Day, and a bank holiday weekend and in the hope of getting some Sunshine, let’s treat it like the lovely holiday experience it should be – SALE !
Gorjuss Art sale on Prints ( all sizes) and tube packs ( packs only !) .. ALL WEEK .. we know some of you keep missing the one days sales, so we’ve been extra generous and extended this one to last all week ! NOTE: for prints, buy one print, get another ( of equal or lesser value) absolutely FREE !
The discount will show up in your shopping cart, AT CHECKOUT STAGE 2 – sign into your account and click on checkout for the discount to be put into effect!!! see screenshot below for WHEN the discount shows up:
Dont panic that your basket show the full price as you shop, it wont discount anything until you try to checkout! ..( stage 2 of checkout (it will confirm your address and then discount on the next step !) .. you MUST add at least two for the discount to work.. if you are buying on Etsy it does NOT work like this, please read below for special Etsy instructions !
AND for the first time ever ( I think!) .. it’s extended to Etsy prints too!
Etsy checkout works a little differently, just add the name of the FREE print you want to your ‘note to seller’.. and we’ll do the rest ! .. only one free print per order, and please dont add the free print to your Etsy cart, just tell us ! (i.e if you buy one, we’ll send another free one.. if you buy two, you’ll be charged for two and we’ll send four !) .. this is because we can’t control the etsy checkout system, so PLEEEASE make sure you dont add the free one to your cart, you will be charged, and we can’t refund because of mistakes ! 🙂
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Those of you following my Twitter Tweets know i’ve been working extra hard this week, amongst things I’ve been working on a set of four orginal ink drawings for the Swoon Show at the Black Maria Gallery, LA.. two of them are complete but they’ll all be shown here together so you’l have to wait to peek at them.. they should be shown here on the blog next week sometime !
ANd just when you thought it was safe to visit the Friday night giveaway, Mr G is back in charge and has decided this evening is going to be themed as:
This is how it works:
Someone wishes for something lovely, and the next person is obliged to grant it but RUIN it… before making their own wish.. The next person Grants it and then ruins it and then makes a wish… the next person is obliged to grant that wish, and ruin it… and make their own wish… do you follow….
FOR EXAMPLE:
Post 1.
” I wish I had all the gorjuss girl tube packs…”
Post 2.
” Granted, but after downloading them all your computer exploded…
I wish I could go to the moon…”
Post 3.
” Granted, but you forgot to put on your space suit and you start to suffocate.
I wish I hadn’t started explaining this quiz…”
Do you understand??? So it only remains for me to give you the FIRST WISH,
“I WISH I COULD PAINT AS WELL AS SUZANNE”,
So if you want to take part in this competition then Grant my wish and ruin it… then make your own wish…
The winning comment, chosen by Random will receive a $7 gorjussart gift certificate, you can enter as many times as you want but no back to back posting, you are not able to Grant your own wishes, someone must comment between your posts!) .. contests ends tomorrow night and the winner will be announced in tomorrows blog post !
good luck !
I love this game!!!!!
I wish I could have an eclaire.
Granted but then it burns your tongue, eclair is french is lightning LOL
I wish I was 20 years younger
Puzzle says I wish I could have an eclaire.
Granted but as you bite into you you find the cream is off.
I wish I the dog would stop looking longingly at my cheese and biscuits
LOL – the chocolate eclaire, please. ha ha ha
Puzzle says: I wish I was 20 years younger.
Granted, but you have a bladder control problem and have to wear adult diapers.
Gorjuss says: I wish I had a brain.
Granted, but you have to turn over all of your striped socks.
I wish I could color my hair red.
Sorry did that wrong!
Granted but you find your birth certificate still shows your original date of birth
I wish I the dog would stop looking longingly at my cheese and biscuits
Crystal says I wish I could color my hair red.
Granted but the dye is too strong and your hair falls out.
I wish I the dog would stop looking longingly at my cheese and biscuits
Crystal: I wish I could color my hair red.
Granted but then they mess up and it turns out green, an ugly green.
Diapers? ewwwww
I wish I was a man
Puzzle says: I wish I was a man
Granted, but you have really bad hair days all the time and lack any sense of style, can’t get a job and everyone tells you not to ever try to have children.
I wish I was a Gorjuss girl.
Granted – but what would you do with your beautiful wardrobe??
oh Grant – sorry about posting EXACTLY the same time you did – hope you like your spin class!
Crystal says: I wish I was a Gorjuss Girl
Granted but then you realize you have no mouth
I wish I could teleport myself anywhere.
Puzzle says: I wish I could teleport myself anywhere.
Granted, but you landed yourself in the sewer with no exit.
I wish I could dance.
Puzzle I grant your wish to own a teleporter.
Svs that you were teleported the planet Mongo where the worst of all cannibals live.
My wish is to go on vacation.
Elaine said: I wish I the dog would stop looking longingly at my cheese and biscuits
Granted but then he turns his attention to your chocolate eclair.
I wish I was a clown so I’d taste funny and the Mongoians wouldn’t eat me.
Puzzle says I wish I was a clown so I’d taste funny and the Mongoians wouldn’t eat me.
Granted but then the funny tasting cream drips out and they eat the pastry.
I wish I could read other peoples’ minds
Elaine says: I wish I could read other peoples’ minds
Granted but you hear something you don’t want to hear and you can’t read peoples minds anymore
I wish Mom would come and live with me
Crystal said: I wish I could dance.
Granted but the only dance you know is the bunny hop
I wish I could hide inside Mr. G’s brain to see how it works.
Puzzle said: I wish I could hide inside Mr. G’s brain to see how it works.
Granted, but then you get spit out on the highway a la “Being John Malkovitch”.
I wish I could have a complete kitchen makeover.
The Imp Says: I wish I could have a complete kitchen makeover.
Granted but your husband sells the house and you have to move
I wish I could meet Suzanne and Mr. G
Granted but you miss your appointment and they have to leave on a world cruise.
I ruined yours so now i will make my wish.
I wish I could be in LosAngeles for suzanne’s swoon.
Adeline says: I wish I could be in LosAngeles for Suzanne’s swoon
Granted, but you take a wrong turn and get lost
I wish I could fix the the recession
Granted but now there is a giant meteor hurdling towards earth.
I wish I had a unicorn.
Serena says: i wish i had a unicorn
Granted.. but the unicorn eats you
i wish i had a pet ostrich
Betty says she wishes she had a pet ostrich. Well, I’ll give it to you but my neighbor who is really suffering from the recession, eats it. And forget the meteor, the swine flu is becoming a pandemic.
I wish none of this were happening.
Beth said: I wish I had a pet ostrich
Granted but you find out it cannot be trained and you have ostrich poo all over the floor.
I wish I had a clone to do the dishes while I spend time in front of the puter.
Beth says: I wish I had a clone to do the dishes while I spent time in front of the puter.
Granted: But the clone ties you up and then takes over the puter
I wish I was a georjuss girl and meet a georjuss guy, get married and live happily ever after
Shoot I spelled that wrong, I meant gorjuss
Adeline says her post was ignored! Betty says I wish I was a georjuss girl and meet a georjuss guy, get married and live happily ever after.
Granted, but I break up your marriage.
I wish for a great deal of money.
Poor poor Adeline you say: I wish none of this were happening
Granted but someone pushes the rewind button and throws the remote away.
Adeline says: I wish for a great deal of money
Granted: but robbers come in and take it all away
I wish all of the gorjuss paintings would come alive and take over the world making it a much better place
Betty wishes the Gorjuss paintings would come alive and take over the world making it a much better place.
Granted but the Picasso paintings I would buy would turn everything abstract.
I wish I could live further north.
Adeline says I wish I could live further north.
Granted but then it snows and you get blocked in.
I wish I could retire
Elaine says: I wish I could retire
granted, but you run out of money and you have to go back to work.
I wish it was weekend all of the time
Betty said: I wish it was weekend all of the time
Granted but then the banks would be closed all of the time also
I wish I found a bag full of mojo
Puzzle says I wish I found a bag full of mojo
Granted but then your computer crashes and you lose all your tubes
I wish I could paint like Suzanne
Puzzle says: I wish I found a bag full of mojo.
Granted,but someone steals it when you are sleeping
I wish I could be the 1st female president
Elaine said: I wish I could paint like Suzanne
Granted but she finds out and sues you for all you’ve got.
I wish I’d listen to my mother.
Puzzle says: I wish I’d listen to my mother.
Granted, but she’s ordering you around to do chores all day and night without break times or pay.
I wish I had courage to enter another tag contest.
sorry… listened
Crystal Says: I wish I had courage to enter another tag contest.
Granted: but when you send it in it gets lost in cyber land
I wish I had lots of money and servants to wait on me hand and foot
Granted… but you will never be able to buy anything you want and your servants will hate you.
I wish I had 25 hours in the day!
Alice says: I wish I had 25 hours in the day!
Granted, but it is never night time and you cant sleep
My last wish was skipped! =[
Betty says: I wish I could be the 1st female president
Granted, but no one will respect you.
I wish I was always happy!
Alice Says: I wish I was always happy!
Granted, but your continuous happy humming gets you fired.
I wish I was immortal.
Alice says: I wish I was always happy!
Granted, but you’d be all alone without friends or money or a home.
I wish I didn’t have to give the kids baths tonight.
Crystal says: I wish I didn’t have to give the kids baths tonight.
Granted, but you have to give them bathes every night for the rest of your life.
I wish I could go dancing!
Crystal says: I wish I could go dancing!
Granted, but the police show up and lock you up forever
I wish I had my own Fairy gorjuss Mother that granted my every wish
Betty Says: I wish I had my own Fairy gorjuss Mother that granted my every wish
Granted, but she takes your words literally and ruins your life.
I wish my hairless cat would not look so cold all the time
Betty says: I wish I had my own Fairy gorjuss Mother that granted my every wish
Granted, but she always gets the wish backwards and upside down.
I wish I had a banana cream pie to eat right now.
Betty says: I wish I had my own Fairy gorjuss Mother that granted my every wish.
Granted, but every single wish had a twist like the ones that have been posted!
I wish that it was sunny tomorrow.
Alice says: I wish that it was sunny tomorrow.
Granted, but everyday is tomorrow and there are no nights
I wish I had a red convertable