Triffic Friday
Welcome To FRIDAY!!!!!!
The day where I get to say “Its Friday!”, and “Welcome to Friday”….. its the end of the week and the start of the weekend… its a day reserved for kicking off the stresses of work and hanging up that uniform for a couple of days…
So lets get stuck into what is on this weekend….. WELL..
Gorjuss Chat
On Saturday night 11pm (GMT) 6pm (EST), we will be having a live chat in our gorjuss chat room. Now If you’ve not been there before you do need to register for the chatroom, its fairly simple and quick and easy to use. Its faster than our older chat room and by all means pop in tonight to give it a test. Any issues please drop me a mail at help@gorjussart.com* . I shall help you get in where I can… This is a chance to put your questions to Suzanne and generally have a laugh and joke with us for a few hours.
And now its time for…
The Prize 16″x20″ Semi-Gloss Print
Back to a nice simple one this week… the fairy Gorjuss Mother competition…. always fun this is.
HOW TO ENTER
Simply Grant the wish of the comment before yours, then twist it to a horrible result….
Then you make your own wish to be granted….
Heres an Example.
Comment 1:
I wish I could fly…
Comment 2:
Granted: Sadly you get sucked into a Jet engine…
I wish I was the strongest man in the world.
Comment 3:
Granted: Granted… but the Jar of Jam is still too tough for you.
I wish I had the power of super hearing.
Get the Idea….. it is quite simple… the cleverer and wittier your reply the better… SO get your wands wafting and make some wishes come true and go sour….
You have a second chance to win a GC by retweeting on Twitter too, only one retweet per person, and the twitterer winnerer will be picked by random.org ! And if you’re picked you get a gorjuss 16″x20″ semi-gloss print of “On Top Of The World” !!!
OK so what you need now is the first wish….
I Wish I was on Holiday…
Good Luck Everyone…
Granted: You ARE on holiday but you get depressed when the rain won’t stop.
I wish I had a handful of diamonds
I Wish I was on Holiday
Granted but u break ur foot and ate stuck inside the whole time
i wish i could get a better comp
Granted – you get a new comp but it gets a virus and keeps crashing
I wish I could have a BIG bar of chocolate
granted but you find it has mold all over it and cannot eat it
I wish I could travel to brazil
Granted – you do go to Brazil, but find that travelling around a nut leaves you somewhat shell-shocked.
I wish I was a ghost….
Granted ut you get run over by a Rio – Carnival Float!
I wish my kids would Behave!
Granted, but you go there and get Swine Flu
I wish I had a Million Dollars
Granted. But, sadly, towards the end of your wonderful trip, you get lost in the rain forest.
I wish I owned the newest Gorjuss painting.
Mea, granted but you’ll get bills for more than that next month!
I wish I could have a starbucks where I live!
Granted But you end up with a Caffine Overdose..
I wish i I was married to Prince William
Granted but you don’t get any of his money!
I wish that I got all the gorjuss packs lol.
Granted but then you find out he really loves someone else
I wish I was 10 years younger
Granted but then you wouldn’t know about Gorjuss.
I wish I had that Gorjuss planner!
Granted but you spill chocolate milk all over it
I wish I was a superstar
Granted, but you dont have time to share with your gorjuss friends
I wish I could fly
Granted my you lost all sense of direction and buzz around like a fly, going nowhere and crashing in everything
I wish I had amazing painting skills like Suzanne
Granted but you fly so high in the sky you end up in space and you cant get back.
I wish Ilived in Malibu
Ganted but the locals don’t take to you and you feel lonely.
I wish the rain would stop
granted, but everything is flooding and you can not swim
I wish I had the complete gorjuss collection
Granted but your house burns down and they all turn to ashes
I wish I could fly an F16
granted, but you go so fast that crash with another F16
I wish to be a mermaid
Granted but you fall in love with a human and can’t be together
I wish I had a Bacardi & coke
Wish granted but instead of coca cola its actually cocaine, so you had to toss it away
I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision
Granted but then you realize everything you see so clearly is ugly.
I wish I could shrink myself to the size of a mouse.
Wish granted but you turn into Mickey Mouse and have to sign autographs all dat long
I wish I had a brand new pimped out Cadillac Escalade
Granted but unfortunately it fell off the truck – so it is a bit dented!
sorry forgot my wish – wish for lots of calls to teach this year!
Urm. Not sure what lots of calls are…
but granted… only you find that you are completely unable to teach them anything.
I wish I could go to Italy.
Wish granted, but they ask you for a subject you know nothing about
I wish my hair was so long it would reach the back of my knees
Granted but it gets so tangled you have to have it cut off
I wish I could get motivated at work
Nikita, your wish is granted, so sad for you that your hair is so long and get’s into horrible knots that you have to cut it, since your no longer able to brush it….hehehe
I wish I could draw!
I guess elaine beat me,
Elaine, your wish is granted, but your motivation is not viewd well, and others at your job get jealous and begin to make work hell!
I wish I could draw!
granted, but you draw so, that your hand huts and you have to stop draing
I wish to have so much money
sorry my writting,…this is the correct
granted, but you draw so much that you hand hurts and you have to stop drawing
I wish to have so much money
Wish granted but its a huge pile of dimes from the middle ages that are worth nothing but some scrap metal
I wish I could eat with chop sticks
Granted: But you poke yourself in the eye with them.
I wish my ear ache would go away.
Granted but you accidently stab your hand with the chopstick and now you cant eat with anything
I wish i could Stop Smoking
Granted, but you took many painkillers and you have to get your stomache pumped..
I wish i could Stop Smoking
Wish granted but now you start drinking………. green tea all day and cant stop peeing
I wish I had smaller feet
your wish is granted, you stop smoking but you get adicted to the gum to quit smoking
I wish to have a beautiful black horse
Granted: but while quitting you started watching repeats of Mr. Ed and you can’t stop watching and waiting for Mr. Ed to speak.
I wish I could take a vacation across the big pond. (somewhere in the UK)
GRANTED, but you gets very sick and you have to interrupt your trip
I wish to live in a castle
Your wish is granted but you ar elocked in the highest tower and it has no windows and it’s on top of a Scottish mountain and freezing cold and you catch pneumonia.
I wish I had a maid to tidy up after my kids lol.
Granted but the castle is made of sand
I wish I had a bigger bed
GRANTED but the castle you now live in houses fire breathing dragons already!
I wish I was young again!
Granted but now you cant grow up again.
I wish I had a new car.
Granted but you realise it wasn’t as good as you remembered
I wish I was 6 inches taller
granted but everyone else is too short for u to have a convo with
i wish i can go see Halloween 2 tonight
granted, but you have nightmares during a week and you cant sleep
I wish to travel arround the world