Happy 4th July!

By on 7-04-2009 in Competitions / Contests, Stockists

Hello everyone and happy 4th July to all our gorjuss American friends!

Stamps
Sugar Nellie have released set 3 of the new gorjuss stamps, you can see a preview of all of them below!

pack 3

They are in their Funky Kits shop here:  CLICK HERE

Links
We realised the code on our LINKS page was slightly corrupt, these have been updated so if you’re wanting to link to gorjuss, go grab a button!

Sold
Little update that both canvas prints we showcased earlier this week here in the blog have now found new homes.. and the two original ‘gorjuss at hearts‘ too !

 New Paintings
I’m still painting away behind the scenes.. it’s been soooo hot here and the air has been thick with humidity.. so thick I couldnt sketch because my ink was going ‘gloopy’ .. yes I think gloopy is the technical term! . ..urgh..  more paintings for you to peek at soon tho!

Contest

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I know I know, we’re running late with the Friday night giveaway but .. as it’s 4th July weekend we’ll run this Giveaway ALL weekend, so you have a chnace to enter right up til Sunday night ! yay!

win a gift certificate!

The Prize: A $15 Gift Cert for gorjussArt.com !  (you can spend it on anything you like!) ..

Ends: Sunday night (gorjuss time!)! You have ALL weekend to enter!

To Enter: Just leave us a comment here on the blog with…

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OK so you all need to play this game fairly…  you can enter as many times as you want but no back to back posting please!

Rules.
1. You must grant the persons wish in the post before yours.
2. You must twist the result of their wish to make it useless.
3. You must then make your own wish.

For Example..

Post 1. I Wish I had a high intelligence..

Post 2. Granted : Sadly your brain swells so much your head pops.
I Wish I didn’t have to work tomorrow…

and so on and so on…..

Here’s a wish from Mr G to start you all :

‘I WISH CHRISTIAN BALE WOULD RETURN MY CALLS’

(so post one, will grant it, spoil it.. then make your own wish.. you know how it goes, you’ve done it before.. have fun!)

(Winner Will Be Picked By Random)

Good luck !

-Suzanne x

P.S have you noticed our new Tweet This etc links at the bottom ofour blog posts?.. feel free to share our gorjuss news with your friends!

248 Comments

  1. Granted! But alas, you were in the loo and the answering machine was full so he couldn’t leave a message telling you how much he admires your dearly beloved’s artwork!

    I wish the nail varnish on my toes would stop chipping!

  2. Granted…the nail polish on your toes will never chip again, unfortunately your toes have just fallen off.

    I wish my hair would behave and not look like medusa stuck her finger in an eletrical socket!

  3. Granted : The nail varnish on your toes stop chipping but this is due to the fact that someone swapped your nail varnish for permanent ink and as a result all your toes drop off.

    I wish i could live in New Zealand.

  4. You now live in New Zealand! However, they started filming a new Lord of the Rings movie nearby. Your house was overrun by orcs and your garden produce pilfered by naughty hobbitses needing a snack.

    I wish my family lived closer.

  5. Granted : They moved so close you could not move ! they all moved in with you, and in every room of you’re house was just overrun by you’re family
    an the bed room was no longer yours ..

    I wish i did not have to cook today !

  6. Granted. I came to your house to cook but am so bad I burnt your house down.

    I wish Alice Cooper would spot me in the crowd at his gig.

  7. Granted. Alice Cooper does spot you in the crowd at his gig, unfortunately it is only after a fellow fan has had too much alcohol to drink and accidentaly throws up on you,Sorry Carmen!

    I wish i could eat chocolate and NOT gain weight…

  8. Granted. But chocolate now tastes like mustard and kippers!!

    I wish I was at the beach sipping a cocktail…

  9. Granted but big waves come in and ruin your day

    I wish the 17th comes quickly

  10. Granted but run for cover – it started raining cats and dogs! I wish the weather would cool down somewhat!

  11. the 17th is just about here – but alas, you have been so tired the night of the 16th – you have slept the whole day and missed out on the 17th!

    I wish for cooler weather – these high 90’s Fareheit is too hot!

  12. Granted but it just keeps getting colder and colder you freeze

    i wish i get a Twug from Donnie at the concert

  13. I just have to ask….what is a Twug?

  14. lol its a word Donnie made up on Twitter (twitterhug=Twug)

  15. Granted. You get a twug from Donnie just as he announces to the world that he’s marrying your best friend.

    I wish the sun would come out.

  16. Granted but it gets scorching Hot

    I wish i didnt have to work today

  17. lol thanks for explaining Twug!

    Granted but unbeknown to you your boss has stated that anyone who does not turn up for work today will be fired and will remain jobless and penniless for life.

    I wish wishes would come true.

  18. “I wish wishes would come true”

    Ah but they do! But my first wish is always to block everyone else’s wish… sorry!

    I wish my upstairs neighbour would stop knocking on the floor… what’s he building at 9 am?

  19. your wish is granted he stops banging at 9 am BUT he starts up again at 12 am and goes all night UGH…

    I wish that the heat and humidity would give us a break

  20. Granted but he was fixing the beams of his floor and your roof now comes crashing down.

    I wish chocolate cake wasn’t so fattening.

  21. Granted…and now you are wasting away because chocolate has minus calories!

    I wish I could snap my fingers and get everything done in a day!

  22. This is so making me chuckle today 😛

    Granted but you are now sitting there, drumming your fingers with nothing to do, bored out of your mind.

    I wish the kids would stop squabbling.

  23. “I wish the kids would stop squabbling.”

    Granted but now they’re not making any noise and you’re going out of your mind wondering what they could be up to.

    I wish people would stop going shopping in flip flops. Who started that annoying trend?

  24. granted but they start wearing annyoning sounding shoes

    I wish i could get to meet Donnie

  25. granted, but now they’re all going shopping in clogs instead, so now you have to put up with the irritating clunking of the clogs instead of the incessant flapping of the flip flops!

    i wish that my Illustrations could be as famous as Suzannes! 😀

  26. granted but they get all wet and are ruined

    I wish i could win on horse bet

  27. Granted – but you lose your betting slip.

    I wish it wasn’t so humid today.

  28. Granted, but the weather turned freezing and the humidity turned into Popsicles that you can’t eat because you found out you are allergic to ice.

    I wish for once I could win the competition.:-)

  29. You win the competition but your gift gets lost in cyberspace.

    I wish for a quiet day.

  30. Granted, but whoops, instead of a quiet day, it’s a quiet life without fireworks or parades.

    I wish I had amazing drawing skills.

  31. “I wish I had amazing drawing skills.”

    Granted but the only image that pops in your head is cucumbers and you get recognized as the best cucumber painter in the world.

    Only thing is… you HATE cucumbers!!!

    I wish I could remember every movie I seen in my life

  32. granted, but now you can’t remember anything else!

    i wish it could be Christmas day every day!

  33. Granted, its christmas every day, but all the christmas trees ran out of stock and now you will never have one

    I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend (lmao)

  34. “I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend (lmao)”

    Granted but your wish gets mixed up and you end up with Edward Scissorhands as a boyfriend.

    Not Johnny but the real one, I mean the real fictious one, I mean… you know what I mean!

    I wish I could be 18 again…

  35. I wish I could be 18 again

    GRANTED, but everyone else ont he planet is 18 months old and you are their babysitter

    I wish I could speak every language and dialect in the world.

  36. Granted, but you say something you didn’t intend to and now they are chasing you.

    I wish it would thunder and pour!

  37. Granted

    It thunders so loud that every window, glass, tv in your house breaks and cuz the windows broke the rain can now pour in and all your appliances short circuit.

    I wish I could cuddle a Koala

  38. granted, but now there’s no sign of it stopping!

    i wish i had a pair of Louboutin’s for every day of the week!

  39. Granted but they are 3 sizes too small

    I wish I never had to take a shower again but still would smell fresh

  40. Granted: You take plenty of baths but look like a wrinkly old prune.

    I wish I hadn’t forgotten to buy tea-bags!

  41. Granted: A lifetime supply of coffee flavoured tea-bags

    I wish my little baby boy took more little craps instead off one big one each day.

  42. granted but u run out of diapers and dont have a way to go get more

    i wish i had more time to sleep

  43. “i wish i had more time to sleep”

    Granted. You have all the time in the world. In fact you have to wait for Prince Charming to wake you up with a kiss… if only he could find out where you live.

    I wish I’d own a hot air balloon to fly up up and away in.

  44. granted but a just of wind comes by and u cant land where u want to

    i wish i had a better computer

  45. Granted. You have the most expensive computer in the world, but alas, your internet provider is still offering slow speeds so you are still unable to connect to the internet faster.

    I wish it wouldn’t rain on July 4th.

  46. Granted but it gets so hot u wish it would rain

    i wish i had not spent $40 today at store

  47. Granted but it looks like they gave you some fake bills in return. Darn!

    I wish I had a better washer and dryer.

  48. I wish I had a better washer and dryer.

    Granted, but now your laundry smells like a sewer.

    I wish I had a banana split!

  49. Granted you have a better washer and dryer – but guess what, they need repairing…. I wish I had more creativity!

  50. You have a super-duper large banana split unfortunately the ice cream is rancid!

    I wish for a little less rain.